Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Lehigh Valley Zoo
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Sun and Earth Giveaway!!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Gone fishing!
Superhero Powers!
Chris and I watched the movie Hancock the other night, the movie was not the great, but it did have us asking the question..."If you could have any two superhero powers what would they be?" I have come to the conclusion that my superhero powers would be the ability to fly at an incredible speed and to be flexible. This way I could fly to England to visit family for the afternoon and be back home the same day. And when Dave wakes up in the middle night, I could just stretch my arm into his room to find George and never have to get out of bed. I think mine are both more for convenience then to do superhero deeds, but if need I would do the superhero thing and save the world. Chris decided that his superhero powers would be super human strength and invincibility. Of course his are to do superhero deeds. And Dave would like the ability to run very fast and be invisible. What would your two superhero powers be???
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
What a nut!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Finally the rain has stopped!!
Job description of a Mom!
Has anyone ever read the job description for the career of Mother? I mean we really do do it all but what would the actual job description say?
POSITION:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and this wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
-Author Unknown
Now I can think of a few other "occupations" Moms take on:
-Laundry Machine Operator
-Janitor
-Cook
-CEO
-Staff Nurse
-Psychologist
-Taxi Driver
Can you think of anymore?

















